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Pipe Wrench Pete, a stocky plumber with a ginger beard and teal beanie, stands in a copper boiler room with a giant orange-handled pipe wrench planted beside him

Plumbing · Repairs · Everything

Pipe Wrench Pete

He fixes everything.

Got a leak? Pete's got a wrench.

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The leak

Every pipe on the timeline is leaking. One guy showed up with a wrench.

Pipe Wrench Pete is the plumber who fixes everything. Ginger beard, teal beanie, a name patch that says PETE and a giant pipe wrench he never puts down. Leaks, bursts, clogs, rattling boilers: Pete shows up, turns it righty-tighty and goes home before the coffee gets cold.

He does not explain. He does not ask what happened. He looks at the pipe, he looks at you, and then the dripping stops. That is the whole service.

Pete, the beard, the beanie and the wrench are our own. He works for this page and nobody else.

  • LeaksFixed.
  • BurstsFixed.
  • ClogsFixed.
  • Rattling boilersFixed.
  • Your group chatFixed.
  • Everything elseFixed.

House rules

Three rules. Painted on the van. Never repeated.

  1. 01

    Righty tighty. Lefty loosey.

    The only two directions Pete believes in. Everything that ever broke, broke because somebody went lefty.

  2. 02

    No job too dirty.

    He will walk into any room. The wrench comes too. He has never once asked where the smell is from.

  3. 03

    He fixes everything. He explains nothing.

    Ask what was wrong and he points at the pipe. Ask what he did and he points at the wrench. Then he leaves.

Pete sits on a low copper pipe with the wrench across his knees and a steaming mug, the boiler room quiet behind him

After hours

The leak is fixed. The coffee is hot.

Pete, both hands on the giant wrench, tightening a brass valve on a thick copper pipe
Righty tighty. In progress.

Call Pete

One ticker. One wrench.

$WRENCHP on Solana. The address below is the only one we will ever print, and it is printed here and on the work order. Any other plumber in a teal beanie is not Pete.

The work order is not issued yet. When it is, the address goes here first; until then there is nothing to buy, and anyone selling you one is not Pete.

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Work order · Nº 001

Pipe Wrench Pete

Plumbing · Repairs · Everything

Customer
Everyone with a leak
Job
Everything
Technician
Pete. Ginger beard, teal beanie, one wrench.
Ticker
$WRENCHP
Network
Solana
Issued on
pump.fun
Address
Not issued yet
Verify
Solscan · pump.fun
Status
Pending. The address is printed here when the order is issued.Only trust the address on this page.

Signed, Pete